A Closer Look at Golden Ratio Man and Kingly Carlos Beltran

*Yeah, yeah. We know Carlos played with the Astros in 2004, not 2005, and WE made it to the World Series that year. But he still creamed us. So forgive the error.

Why is Peter Bourjos the most beautiful runner on the team? Holly and science have an answer! 

Yes, Peter truly has a body of a god. A very fast god. 

And as promised, my poorly photoshopped rendition of Carlos Beltran as a Caribbean chief: