The Worst Sabermetrics Player Ever and Crimes of Fashion

In today's episode we switch to our regular off-season format of chatting about one former and one current Cardinal player. Today's picks: David Eckstein and Mike Leake.

The question may never be answered why a rich, talented, celebrity would "self-return" t-shirts at Macy's. But the far greater mystery, (first noted by David Brown) is why does Leake's mugshot look like his head has been placed in a lasagna pan???

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And just in time for V-day!

Photo Credit: Tony's Town Square Restaurant 

But let's move on to poor David Eckstein...

Even the Astros can't leave him alone.

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